Searching for Mary Poppins

The hunt is officially on to find Mac the perfect nanny. I've been doing all kinds of research and I keep thinking if only Mary Poppins really existed we'd be so set! So, here is my ode to the perfect child caretaker. If only we can find her in Chicago instead of London!

Wanted: A nanny for one adorable little boy

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take me on outings, give me treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give me castor oil or gruel
Love me as a son, not daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate me
I will never give you cause to hate me
I won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks
Sincerely, Mac