New names, new jobs

I had quite the informative day today at preschool drop off and pick up. At drop off, Mac's teacher informed me that he is now "asking to please be called John" at school. This is hilarious - mostly because we never ever call him by his real first name. Then at pick-up, Paige's teacher asked me "if I worked at Target?" She said Paige kept telling her that I was "busy working at Target" so she was curious. I told her I used to work ON the Target business but that's about as close as I've come to a job in retail. I'm a little afraid to hear what my kids think up next!